Creepy Hipsters

Freeganism is so liberating bro. As long as you look kewt while...

Thu, 13 Dec 2012 21:59:23 -0500

Freeganism is so liberating bro. As long as you look kewt while sleeping on newspaper der!

They just found out Thom Yorke DJed a club set and they missed...

Fri, 16 Nov 2012 05:17:21 -0500

They just found out Thom Yorke DJed a club set and they missed it

#sad #hipster #ironic #creepy

DUDE! It’s ok. He’s just checking I have hipster approved...

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 08:22:31 -0400

DUDE! It’s ok. He’s just checking I have hipster approved underwear on.

IS THIS GUY DRAGGING A PORTABLE TURNTABLE AROUND… IN A...

Tue, 08 May 2012 22:00:54 -0400

IS THIS GUY DRAGGING A PORTABLE TURNTABLE AROUND… IN A BROWN SUEDE JACKET?

Hipsters: There is no need to travel now! THIS is what...

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 20:27:06 -0400

Hipsters: There is no need to travel now! THIS is what you’d look like in Europe.

Enrique? Is that you? The casual, accidental arm draped over the...

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 23:49:40 -0400

Enrique? Is that you? The casual, accidental arm draped over the head perfectly offsets the ‘feelings’ poster on the wall.

Garth! Are these your friends? I bet they play obscure Swedish...

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 21:25:51 -0400

Garth! Are these your friends? I bet they play obscure Swedish electronica and Ke$ha just to change it up / be ironic.

Dude. You are SO lucky this geek thing is hip right now.

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 21:52:11 -0400

Dude. You are SO lucky this geek thing is hip right now.

Ethnic is totally rad. #hipsterburqua

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 21:04:21 -0400

Ethnic is totally rad. #hipsterburqua

Playing video games is retro, yo. #checkmycrotch

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 01:31:39 -0500

Playing video games is retro, yo. #checkmycrotch

Like shooting fish in a barrel.

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 22:32:09 -0500

Like shooting fish in a barrel.

Fuck you, Betty White. This is your fault.

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 19:12:56 -0500

Fuck you, Betty White. This is your fault.

The male version of Gaga’s Pepsi Can hair. #swag

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 21:06:38 -0500

The male version of Gaga’s Pepsi Can hair. #swag

Jared Leto’s douchier younger brother. The one even...

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 19:17:13 -0500

Jared Leto’s douchier younger brother. The one even he’s embarassed by.

That moment when someone tells you that ‘the...

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 21:34:06 -0500

That moment when someone tells you that ‘the lobster’ isn’t approved hipster ‘animal’ themed head gear.

WHAT. THE. FUCK. This douchebag better be in a buzz band.

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 18:40:32 -0500

WHAT. THE. FUCK. This douchebag better be in a buzz band.

Taking the trend of sharing your girlfriend’s clothes too...

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 17:54:00 -0500

Taking the trend of sharing your girlfriend’s clothes too far: Let’s keep it to overly tight jeans that highlight your ballsack, shall we?

This douchebag looks like he’s trying to be the kind of...

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 01:03:47 -0500

This douchebag looks like he’s trying to be the kind of photographer that thinks he’s heaps alt / funny and gets in front of the camera occasionally to pose with celebrities who wear his hipster glasses which are his ‘authentic’ trademark. Just a guess.

Creepy Hipsters Christmas Edition #2: Although the brown...

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 00:48:35 -0500

Creepy Hipsters Christmas Edition #2: Although the brown y-fronts will initially catch your attention, let your eyes rest on his facial expression.

[Insert joke about ‘stuffing my stocking’]. Cue sexual...

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 22:20:21 -0500

[Insert joke about ‘stuffing my stocking’]. Cue sexual harassment suit.